Monday, January 31, 2005

Wat the...?

Ahhh, sleep in...well, sort of. Our day started at a luxurious 8:30 a.m. We had breakfast at the same place we had dinner last night (pancakes!!!) and then walked around Phnom Penh. PP is the capitol of Cambodia, about 1.2 million people (just like Adelaide). It is a fairly pretty city, and no high-rises to be seen. There are plenty of parks around and lots of activity along the banks of the Tonle Sap river. And lots of wats too. What's a wat? It's a temple. Our first stop of the day was at Wat Phnom, right in the heart of the city. Phnom means 'hill' and the wat is built on the only hill in the city. Supposedly a woman by the name of Penh discovered 3 Buddha statues washed up on the shores of the Mekong, and she brought them here and built a temple for them. Thus, 'Phnom Penh' means 'Penh's hill', or something like that. Despite the children and limbless beggars about, it's still a beautiful place, and the shady trees provided some relief to us from the searing heat. There is an elephant here, where you can pay to have a short ride around the temple grounds. We watched the elephant trainer hose him down and feed him sugar cane. Later that evening we were to learn the story behind this elephant and his trainer. They were separated in 1975, at the beginning of the Khmer Rouge domination in Cambodia (If interested, we suggest you brief yourself on Cambodia's history from about 1970 onwards to fully understand the places we will be writing about). After they were ousted, the trainer and the elephant crossed paths at some point ten years later, and immediately recognised one another...they haven't been separated since. Such a good story. Also about were some cheeky monkeys. At the gift shop, there was a female monkey asleep on the step. The girl in the shop said the monkey only likes men, and she has a scar to prove it.

To kill some time before our next location opened after the lunch hour, we went to an internet cafe, where we enjoyed the serenity of a computer in our own bamboo hut along a trickling pond. We headed to the Royal Palace, the home of Cambodia's King Sihanouk. We wandered around this old, beautiful complex and enjoyed some different architecture for a change. Amid the traditional Khmer style buildings, there is a random French architectual piece, given to the reigning King by Napolean III. Inside the complex is the Silver Pagoda, so named for its 5,000 silver tiles covering the floor. Among the beautiful things inside is a life-sized gold Buddha statue decorated with 9,584 diamonds, the largest being 25 carats. There is also an Emerald Buddha, said to be made of Baccarat crystal, although it looked like jade to us. We don't normally like these shiny gold temples, but this one is truly incredible. It helps that the walls are painted a chocolate brown to accent the individual pieces instead of completely decorated and painted with murals. This place was luckily saved from destruction by the Khmer Rouge, unlike the majority of other ancient Khmer sites around the country.

We then walked down to the river to observe the activity going on. There were plenty of monks walking about in their bright orange robes, women selling gorgeous flowers, and kids playing around. People also sell small birds in cages, which you buy, say a few prayers and then release. Just before sundown, we went to the National Museum as we had heard that hundereds of bats fly from the roofs at sunset. We waited a while but didn't see any bats. But we did find Rory's Irish Pub, again conveniently in time for happy hour. $1 Bailey's and $0.75 beer. Sweet. We also enjoyed all of the activity at the park outside, full of families with their children, walking their dogs (they're actually pets here, not food), and playing soccer or 'kien', a hacky-sac game played with a modified shuttlecock type thing (badminton for those of you less knowledgeable). After our few pre-dinner drinks, we went to a place on the river for some traditional Khmer (Cambodian) food. Nigel had a curry noodle dish, and Kel had amok, a traditional dish of a fish, coconut milk and peanut curry baked in a banana leaf. The meal was absolutely delicious. We were relieved that the local food has so much flavour so we can look forward to enjoying it for the rest of our stay (unlike the disappointing Vietnamese food). Stuffed, we found some room for an after-dinner drink at a cute place on the river, then headed back to the hotel and to bed.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Cruising the Mekong Delta to Cambodia

Day 1 - 28/1/2005

The Mekong Delta is the most southern area of Vietnam, a land full of lush farms, rice fields, and tributaries from the main Mekong River. The Mekong River starts in Tibet, goes through 6 countries, and ends here at the South China Sea. There are 18 million people living here, making a living from farming fruit, rice and produce, and from fishing. They produce enough rice here to feed the entire country (over 80 million people) plus have some to export.

Our bus left Saigon for the Mekong Delta at about 8am. We drove for about 2 hours to the river and then boarded a small tourist boat down river. Our first stop was a small town called My Tho. We really just walked through the markets that were on the banks of the river. Nothing too special as we had seen planty of them before. The highlight was a bit of a sparring match between 2 cocks (chickens that is). The markets were quite busy as everyone is preparing for the Tet festival (Vietnam New Year), their largest holiday of the year. Lunch was on Tortoise Island, a smallish island somewhere on the Mekong. We sat onder grass huts and had a nutritious meal of instant noodles and veggies. It is surrounded by a variety of fruit trees: pomolos, jackfruit, dragonfruit, lychees, pineapples, water-apples, and more. We cruised along some other smaller canals and stopped at a Coconut Candy factory/hut. The coconut flesh is shredded then put into a press and the juice is extracted. The juice is then put in a big-ass wok and boiled. Other ingredients are added, like peanuts, chocolate, or banana and some other green leaf that we don't know the name of. They try to add as little sugar as possible to make use of the sweetness of the coconut itself. The finished product is like taffy and is rolled, stretched and then cut into small pieces. It is then wrapped in rice paper and then wrapped in paper. All of this is done by hand by about 5 people. Oh yeah it tastes damn good. They also make banana wine here from the banana seeds. It is pretty much like whisky.

At the next home we stopped for some honey tea and more local candy. The tea was made with a little bit of honey, juice from a tiny green orange, tea granules, and hot water. It tasted like a hot lemon drink Mum makes me when I have a sore throat (thanks Marie). These people had a pet python to hold, so I overcame my fear of snakes for 30 seconds and had it placed on my neck. It was damn heavy, the skin was soft and it was so strong. Its tail coiled around my wrist and watch. It wasn't fully constricting but I could feel the strength in it, and I was still attached when it was passed to the next person. Kel held it too but really didn't like it on her neck but once she was holding it she was OK.

Later in the day we boarded smaller boats rowed by 2 women, one upfront and one at the back. We navigated through even smaller tributaries. We saw lots of tourists on other small boats, and also some pretty butterflies, lizards and lots of dragonflies. We even saw a gorgeous kingfisher, with an ochre/orange chest bright blue head, back and tail, and some white stripes along its cheeks. We then went back to board the bus and drive to Can Tho city to head out to our home-stay for the night. From Can Tho we boarded our moto-cyclo to board another boat. This was a long wooden boat with people seated single file all the way along. It was a long tail style which has a big diesel engine mounted on a moveable shaft with the prop at the end. It was already dark for the 20 minute ride, and we enjoyed looking up at the stars and seeing the fireflies in the trees.

Our 'home' stay was more of a 'Mekong Mansion' stay. The family was a wealthy family with a large house of about 5 large rooms, with a kitchen out the back. It certainly wasn't the corrugated iron and bamboo shacks the majority of the Mekong residents live in. They cooked us a great dinner of Elephant Ear fish, green beans, fried spring rolls and roll-your-own spring rolls. It was pretty much the best Vietnamese meal we have had. Oh yeah the beer and banana wine was good too. We were a bit dissapointed that the family didn't sit and interact with us at all. But we enjoyed the company of 2 American guys (from Tahoe), a Canadian, and 3 Poms. After a great meal, a couple of beers midnight crept up on us and the 6 o'clock start in the morning was looking pretty scary. Our bed was a normal looking double bed with a very thin foam mattress on a raised tiled base with a mosquito net. We fell asleep to the Geckos having turf wars above us. Kel needed to go to the loo in the middle of the night as usual, but found that we were locked in the house (The dunny was outback Aussie style). She woke me up from my deep sleep to tell me we 'Nige, I can't get out and I really have to pee.' I said 'just go out the back door' but she had already tried and then she managed to unlock the front door and escape. Armed with tiny LED torch she tried to get around the back but was trapped by sand on one side and the other was blocked. An ant free area near a tree was found and quickly utilised.

Day 2 - 29/1/2005

We had a very early start this morning, waking around 6:00 to enjoy a breakfast of rice porridge, strong brewed coffee with 'sweet milk' (sweetened condensed milk, sooo good!) and tea, freshly cooked by the house staff. We sat out on their front patio along the river and watched the morning 'traffic' of people walking and boating by. We boarded our boat at the house, and headed to the Cai Rang floating markets. This is the biggest floating market on the Mekong Delta, and is more like the warehouse of products, as smaller boats come here to fill up and boat elsewhere to sell. Most of the boats were huge, and they all had a bamboo pole erected at the front with the item(s) for sale tied to the top. Most boats only sell one item, such as pineapples, flowers, oranges, and tons of other things. We even saw a boat loaded down with rutabegas (that's for you Schaefer girls). It was exciting to see such bustling activity, and know that this market goes on every morning. We especially enjoyed waving to all of the small children on some of the boats.

We then stopped at another family home on the Mekong, and our guide spoke to us about Vietnamese culture and typical lifestyles. It was nice to have a guide who was excited about sharing his culture with tourists. Our lazy homestay guy napped in a hammock the whole time, snoring through the talk. We boated around more smaller canals and then headed for our bus for the 3 hour drive to Chau Doc, a town just near the Cambodian border. Halfway there we stopped at a crocodile farm. There are several of these around the Mekong, as the meat is sold to China and the skin is used to make shoes and wallets. It is a profitable business for Vietnamese. They had over 10,000 crocodiles here, mostly between 1 and 3 years old (best time for the meat).

We arrived in Chau Doc and headed to Sam Mountain for a hike up to watch the sun set over green rice paddies stretching all the way to Cambodia and beyond. Our 'guide' was a boy of about 10 years old. He didn't speak any English except to point to a bunch of guys playing in a field and said 'soccer!' It was a very hot and humid walk up, but worth it for the views. We returned to our hotel and struggled to find a decent restaurant for dinner. We ended up eating at our hotel, which was good. Chau Doc isn't the most inviting town in the Mekong. Again we were entertained by geckos, and also a small girl of about 2 years old. She was running around being silly, and pick-pocketing grandma (she ended up getting a few hundred dong from her). She and grandpa looked to be best buddies. We have enjoyed seeing all of the grandparents with their small grandchildren around Vietnam. It seems that they spend a lot of time with them, taking care of smaller ones during the day and helping to transport older ones to/from school. We headed to bed after dinner to escape the attack of mosquitos.

Day 3 - 30/01/2005

We started early again this morning and had a 3 hour boat ride from Chau Doc to the Cambodian border crossing. We stopped at one of the many fish farms/hatcheries in the Mekong Delta. The farm is really a shed built on a floating pontoon with a huge underwater net to enclose the fish. They are all a type of catfish, fed some outrageously huge amount of food every day. They have over 100,000 fish at this farm, and they were all swarming and jumping over each other to get to the food our guide threw onto the surface of the water. There was a cute little 3 year old boy there (he probably lived there) eating his bowl of rice (with full-sized chopsticks) for breakfast. He had about a 10m square area to ride his bike with training wheels. He played the drums for us with his chopsticks, and I gave him a few pieces of coconut candy, which he immediately stored in his bicycle basket for later consumption. We next stopped at yet another minority village, this one a Cham village on the river. They make their living from hand weaving fabric items and selling things to tourists. The kids were adorable, and loved seeing themselves on our digital camera after we took a photo.

Our last stop in the Mekong Delta was at the Cambodian border. Of our time here, we mostly enjoyed watching the people along the river, going about their daily lives: fishing, farming, washing their hair or dishes, bathing, fixing boats, trading and selling, or just relaxing in a hammock on the shore. At the border, we were told to wait at a cafe (grass hut) with a few hundred other foreigners and our guide went off to check us out of Vietnam and get our Cambodian visas. There were plenty of touts to keep us busy. It was nice sitting at the cafe, drinking an iced coffee and waiting for our passports while someone else did the work for us (much nicer than the fiasco of entering Vietnam, but still hectic and lots of waiting around, not knowing what was going on--this seems to be the Vietnamese way). After about an hour and a half, we got our passports back, collected our bags and walked about 100 metres into the limbo zone, the area that is not Vietnam any more, but not Cambodia yet. We boarded our 'fast boat' and sat in the oven-like metal boat for at least an hour while some people tried to fix the boat. It wasn't the nicest way to begin our trip to Cambodia, but we did have some great entertainment. All of the children trying to sell stuff to us followed us here, and began playing on the boat and in the water. Once they got past trying to sell stuff to us, they were great fun to laugh and joke with, and maybe the happiest children we had seen in all of Vietnam. One girl in particular was sitting outside our window. She had been trying to sell us mangoes for about 2 hours, but we just spoke to her about other things. When asked what happens with the money she makes from her sales, she replied 'Mum. I give it to my mum, so she can pay for my school. Also, so we don't go hungry.' But she was still all smiles. Kel gave her US$1 (more than her parents make in a day probably) and made her promise she'd use it to buy herself an icecream (it was so hot out!) and anything else she needed for school. Her eyes lit up as she took the dollar and blew us kisses as our boat finally left. All of the children jumped and waved along the shore, giving as a great last memory of Vietnam.

About 10 minutes down the river, we pulled to shore and all got off at the Cambodian immigration offices. The differences between here and the Vietnamese side were incredible. Here, there were not touts or stalls or motorbikes. There is grass instead of dirt. The buildings are painted bright white and have footpaths between them. We waited in an actual line while we took turns getting stamped into Cambodia by 2 very friendly and efficient border police guys. The guy who stamped Kel in was quite interested in her American passport but Australian resident status (just curious, not suspicious). While we waited for others to get stamped in (and a few losers who didn't have Cambodian visas yet and held us up for an hour while they got them), we sat in a gazebo under some shady palm trees at a picnic table and chatted to about 10 kids who were selling cold drinks. Nige enjoyed his first Cambodian beer. The kids here were also beautiful, and look different from the Vietnamese kids just up the river. Only one of them (the oldest, said he was 24 but looked 16) spoke English. All the others were from about 5 years to 12 years old. The youngest had the sweetest dimples and a really bright smile.

Our boat ride on our 'fast boat' from the border lasted about 3 hours. The boat was cooking inside, and it was actually cooler out in the hot sun on deck, where most of us crowded. There wasn't such a dramatic change from Vietnam to Cambodia as far as the scenery goes, but there are definitely less people and homes along the river, and the people do look different. They are much darker than most Vietnamese (except for the Mekong Delta people). We were supposed to go by boat all the way to Phnom Penh, the capitol of Cambodia, but the boat stopped after about 3 hours, and we all were made to get on a bus for a 2 hour bus ride. We were a bit angry about this, but there was nothing the Cambodian dude could do, as we had booked our boat ticket in Saigon. We arrived in Phnom Penh, got a moto-cyclo to a hotel, then headed out for some dinner, absolutely famished. We ended up eating at the first place we saw, a cafe right on the river, offering a huge variety of food for around $2-$4 US. We had a feast for less than $8, including beer (we conveniently made it in time for happy hour, buy 1 $1 beer, get one free). Kel treated herself to a salad and Nige had veal cordon bleu. Both delicious. We had ordered a plate of chips, mistakenly thinking our meals would be small for such cheap prices. I don't think we ate more than 5 or 6, so we got them wrapped up to take away, and gave them to a hungry kid on the street. Sadly, there are a lot of begging children in Phnom Penh, and it's extremely difficult to turn your head to them. But we've been advised that it is not good to give them money, as most likely it just gets taken away by a parent lurking nearby, or goes to their glue-sniffing habits. So we've been giving them food and cold drinks instead, which they seem pretty happy about so far. By this time we were pretty tired from such a hot day, so we relaxed in our air-conditioned room and went to bed.

Friday, January 28, 2005

So THAT's what happened to the rhinos...

This morning we took a tour to the Cu Chi tunnels. We hate tours.....

Our tour of about 25 people took a minibus to the town of Ben Dinh, where there are a series of renovated tunnels originally used by Vietnamese Communist guerrillas during the American War. The tunnels run for an amazing 250 kms underneath the forest floor. Currently the forest is fairly new (a lot of eucalyptus trees planted for quick re-growth) as the Cu Chi area was one of the most heavily bombed areas in the country, and probably the world (despite this, the Americans never managed to destroy them). We saw some trap doors, tiny (and I mean TINY) openings camouflaged in the forest floor used for quick escapes. If U.S. soldiers did happen to find these, they could not chase the guerrillas through the tunnels as the Vietnamese soldiers were much smaller, therefore the tunnels were too narrow for the Americans to fit in. We saw some grotesque examples of the booby traps the guerrillas set up in the forest. Most of them consisted of some sort of contraption meant to trap and/or kill soldiers with barbed spikes when they stepped on them. Oh yeah, there was a U.S. tank here too. We then had the pleasure of 'walking' through the actual tunnels ourselves...they are about 1.2 metres high (about 4 feet) and 80 centimetres across. This experience was definitely NOT for the claustrophobic. We came out filthy with our backs aching, and in need of some fresh air. It really was horrible, and we only walked about 50 metres of it.

Next, all of the tourists were given the option to shoot a variety of guns ranging from pistols, to M-16s, to AK-47s. We were sad to see that the targets set up were pictures of endangered animals, including rhinos and tigers. We were expecting a few blond-haired, blue-eyed American GIs. Obviously we did not take part in this activity. We found it appalling that people could actually WANT to pick up these killing machines after seeing all of the horrors of war in the video and in the War Remnants Museum.

We headed back to Saigon and were dropped off at the War Remnants Museum, where we picked up where we left off the day before. We saw heaps more war photos, lots of weapons, armory, and bombs, 'tiger cage' jail cells and a guillotine (used by the French), photos of the devastating effects of the various chemical bombs used, and a room dedicated to all of the war protests that went on around the world....even a photo from an Adelaide protest march. Despite the fact that the Cu Chi Tunnels and the War Remnants Museum are CLEARLY one-sided, they were still worth seeing and gave a better idea of what the war must have been like (well, at least an image from one side).

We thought we deserved a cheery pick-me-up after a day full of horrible images, so Kel insisted we go to the Continental Hotel, a famous hotel for writers and journalists which also plays a big part in the book 'The Quiet American' (and therefore the movie adaptation). When we found it, it wasn't quite what Kel had envisioned, and we walked back to our hotel, Kel a bit disappointed (especially since we didn't get our cocktail). We had another excellent Vietnamese Italian pasta meal for dinner (actually cheaper than our Vietnamese lunch yesterday) and will head to bed as soon as we can as we have an early start to the Mekong Delta tomorrow.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

I feel Cyclo in Saigon

Happy Australia Day!!!!!

Today we had a nice sleep in. After our tour of the Central Highlands it was nice not to have to get up and rush off anywhere. We had a quick breakfast that was included with our room, the Vietnam hotel standard issue, bread, eggs, or noodle soup. We stumbled out onto the hot, humid and hectic Saigon street about 10am. 'Motobike' 'Cyclo'(pronounced sick-lo), 'Marijuana'(pronounced Merry-wanna) is what we heard immediately. SO we got some weed and went back to our room for a session..... Just Kidding, but we did take the Cyclo. The driver Dung (pronounced Yoong) was a 45 year old Saigon master with a list of sites in his pocket and legs of steel. 'Number 1, very strong' he kept saying to us. We believed him and feeling cheap after our expensive luxury tour over the past 4 days we both hopped on to the single seat Cyclo. Kel felt embarrased and we both felt like the big fat westerners, the same people we give shit to when we see them in the Cyclos. After a few minutes we were enjoying ourselves and realised this is the best way to see Saigon. Looking back now it was really quite terrifying at times, cars, motorbikes, and travelling down streets the wrong way. And yes we will do it again.

Our first stop on the Dung tour (no, not crap, that's the Cyclo rider's name remember?) was the Jade Emperor Pagoda. It was nice to walk through even though we had seen a thousand of them before in China. We actually knew what we were looking at though because of the thousand we had seen in China. We almost translated the 12 stages of Hell entirely.

Next stop, The War Remnants Museum. The museum formely known as..... The Museum of Chinese and American War Crimes. It was almost lunch time and we only managed 1 room of the museum before it closed for 2 hours. We saw the war photography section. It really was a tribute to the photographers of the Vietnamese revolution against the French, and the American war. Although the photographs were shocking and emotional it was nice to read stories of the photographers and what they risked to show the wars to the world. There are a few 'last photos' taken by photographers before they died in war (some only seconds before), and award winning photographs.

Stop 3 The ANZ Bank. You all know what goes on here.

Stop 4 The post office to make calls to our mothers. Hi Mum/Mom. This was actually Dung's idea and really quite thoughtful.

The last stop was the Reunification Palace. This was the headquarters of the South Vietnamese Government until 1975, when Viet Cong tanks crashed through the front gates and took command of the palace and South Vietnam. It really looks like a government building in a park, with sexy 1960s architecture and interior design. We kept expecting to see Dirk Diggler in the formal rooms and Maxwell Smart down in the basement's hallways, but they were not to be found.

** Sidenote - Every museum or tourist attraction in Saigon has an American tank on its grounds.

We walked back to our hotel in the backpacker district, stopping for a litre of bia hoi and decided to go for a massage. We opted for the 'less expensive and for a good cause' treatment. Apparently the Vietnamese Traditional Massage Institute is probably the only place you won't be offered extras apparently. This could be because it at the Ho Chi Minh City Association for the Blind. All of the Masseuses are, yep you guessed it, blind. We payed our money and went into different rooms, Men and Womens. They weren't the best but it still felt great, especially knowing the money went directly to them. Nigels massage was more of a percussion session, and Kels was a session of light pinching and we both had some slapping. Sounds kinky but it wasn't.

Looking for somewhere to eat dinner, Nigel had an impromptu haircut. The haircut was great but the highlights were expensive. $15.

In honour of Australia Day we had a traditional Vietnamese Mexican meal for dinner. The beer budget was blown away after Nige's highlights so we didn't go and seek out the Foster's specials that we knew were happening somewhere. And besides four weeks in Cambodia will be much better than one night out in Saigon.

4 Days in the Central Highlands

Day 1: Jan 22nd

We had an early start this morning for our private tour of the Central Highlands of Vietnam. Our group consisted of the two of us, a driver, and our guide, Vu. We actually travelled in a luxurious Daewoo sedan with airconditioning and seatbelts! (Kel's seatbelt was a bit dodgy, smooshing her and half strangling her for 4 days, but it still worked, and luckily we didn't need to find out how well they worked).

Our first stop was at a brick-making village. It is a small village a few hours west of Nha Trang, where everyone makes bricks. They get local clay, form the bricks using a Play Dough type machine, dry them in the sun for a few days and then smoke them in a brick smoke house for about 2 days, turning them into a beautiful terracotta colour. Each different 'company' imprints their name on every brick. When we first arrived, a group of about 5 local kids ran up to the car and continuted to follow us while we walked around. One of them held Kel's hand the whole time. They all had beautiful big smiles. They didn't speak any English at all, but they did know how to point to their pockets and then hold out their hands (I guess we were meant to infer they wanted money, but we played dumb).

A little while later we pulled over on the side of the road, in the middle of nowhere, at Eagle Pass. It is one of the areas in the Central Higlands that was completely destroyed by defoliants during the American War. To this day, nothing but grass and a few trees will grow here, and some areas are still completely bare. It is named Eagle Pass after the eagle patch on American GI uniforms.

We stopped for lunch in a small town and continued on through miles and miles of coffee plantations. We arrived in Yok Don National Park around 3:00, our stop for the night. It is the largest of Vietnam's national parks, and is home to 17 ethnic groups, including the M'nong people. Our home for the evening was in a tiny M'nong village which brought to mind images more associated with Africa than Vietnam, grass huts on stilts and all. The M'nong people are known for their abilities to catch wild elephants (still living in the park). They used to catch baby elephants and train them to become worker elephants. We saw some of the traditional gear they used to capture them and restrain them so they couldn't run away with the rest of the herd. We were treated to an elephant trek on one of the M'nong elephants, with a M'nong guide. We sat on a bench in a basket strapped to the elephant's back, and the driver sat on the elephant's head and steered by pushing his feet against the back of the elephant's ears. It was a fun, beautiful ride and we even went straight up hills, straight down hills, and straight through the river. Unfortunately, the only trumpeting we heard was from the wrong end. We saw tons of dragonflies and butterflies, but not much else as it was really hot and dry.

We then had a trek through an area of the park inhabited by the M'nong people. Their homes are completely basic, really just a wooden platform raised on some stilts, coverd with a grass roof. Nothing else. They live off the land, mainly fishing and growing different types of things, including cashews, coffee, pomelos, bananas, corn, manioc/cassava/tapioca,and other fruits. We hiked through the jungle and were surprised to discover that the 'dry season' really is DRY. We always thought it would still be green and lush, but without rain. But this area of the jungle was really dry, dead leaves covering the floor, and not a lot of green at all. But it was still cool to be guided around by 2 local M'nong people. We had a girl translate from M'nong into Vietnamese, and then our guide Vu would translate from Vietnamese into English. After a short hike, we boarded two dugout canoes, made from a single log. We balanced somewhat precariously as we slowly edged our way to the centre of the boat, trying not to capsize the whole thing. The rower sat on the stern edge and slowly rowed us down the Serepok River. We saw a few local minority boys in their dugout, gathering water grass for their buffalo to eat. It was incredibly peaceful floating down the river, and very quiet except for the evening birds coming out to eat. We hit some 'rapids' where we had to get out of the boats and onto some rocks while the rowers braved the white water themselves, picking us up once safely past the rapids.

We had dinner in the eating hut and then headed to bed in our own little grass hut on stilts, complete with a fan, a mosquito net, and our own toilet (non-flushing, but very clean). We slept on the floor on some cushions and had to be careful not to drop anything between the large cracks in the floorboards down to the ground below. At bedtime, we were joined by plenty of flying beetles and geckos. I think it was the quietest night of sleep we have had since we left Australia.

Day 2: Jan 23rd

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!

We woke up early this morning to roosters crowing and a beautiful sunrise out of our hut door (and no mossie bites either...well, maybe only one or two for Kel, which is good). We had a quick breakfast in the eating hut and then were off, leaving the M'nong village behind. Our first stop was Dray Sap Falls, the highest waterfalls in Yok Don National Park. Being the dry season, the falls were not at their most spectacular, but still pretty to look at. 'Dray Sap' means 'Big Smoke' in the local language because when the falls are at their heaviest, the huge amounts of mist produced by the water looks like smoke in the air.

We then headed to Lak Lake and stopped in another M'nong minority village along the lake called Jun Village. Here the people subsist mainly on fishing in the lake and farming rice. Nigel and I walked through the village of stilt homes, lots of pigs, chickens and dogs and dugout boats. We stopped for a cold drink at a 'pub' overlooking the lake. The 'pub' was just a dirt floor covered with a grass roof and the locals seemed surprised to see us there. It was nice to sit and watch the people go about their daily business, such as riding their tractors and motorbikes into the lake for a wash. For lunch, Kel went next door to a 'shop' (again, a dirt floor with a grass roof) and asked the woman (sign language only here) for some food. She cooked up a fresh meal of noodles with egg and veggies, which we ate at our lakeside cabana.

On the way to Dalat, we drove through beautiful mountainous scenery, covered in jungle and coffee & tea plantations. We stopped on the side of the road at a few local homes, where they raise silkworms. The worms start off tiny, and are fed strawberry leaves until they become really fat, about the size of a pinky finger. Then these very hungry caterpillars are stransferred from their leafy beds to bamboo racks where they stop eating and start spinning a silk cocoon. Once they turn into butterflies and fly away, the silk is collected and sold to a silk factory. This business provides a somewhat easy and rapid turnover for cash, which helps add to their profits from farming.

Just outside the city of Dalat, we stopped at a roadside village where they grow mushrooms (for eating, not smoking). They fill plastic bags with sawdust and hang these from the ceilings of grass hut type greenhouses. The mushroom spore is planted in tiny holes in the sides of the bags, and the mushrooms begin to grow on the outside of the bags. Some are the size of hockey puck, a beautiful brown velvet on top and lavendar underneath. The mushrooms are then picked and put in the sun to dry out to be sold.

Before heading into Dalat, we stopped in Chicken Village, another minority village. They have capitalized on the tourists coming into their town and sell beautiful hand-woven silk scarves, tablecloths and the like. It's called Chicken Village because some Queenslander went there and built them a giant concrete chicken on the roadside. Well, that's not the true story, but it could be added to the others as to how the town got its name (look it up if you're interested, we won't write it all up here). We arrived in Dalat in the early evening, checked into a hotel for the night and then headed out for a wander. The hotel had an old, bright red Vespa we were going to hire for the evening, but we weren't too confident on the whole gear change thing on the hills of Dalat, so we decided to walk instead. Dalat is sometimes called Le Petit Paris and is the number one honeymoon destination in Vietnam. We were not too sure how Dalat compares to Paris, or why anyone would want to go there on a honeymoon, but hey, to each his own. We went to the huge markets to get a few toiletry items, then walked around looking for a recommended Mexican restaurant. We finally found the place, and it was worth seeking out, as we had a great meal of fresh tortilla chips and awesome pico de gallo, and quesedillas with fresh tortillas. A nice treat. Again, we found it odd that we could add Mexican food to our list with 'Indian food' and 'Italian pasta' to our list of foods found in Vietnam that is actually better than most Vietnamese foods. We walked back to our hotel room a different way. Nigel thought we were lost, but Kel didn't. We did make it back to the hotel (it was right where Kel thought it would be), it just took a bit longer.

Day 3: January 24th


We spent the morning around Dalat, our first stop being a cheesy, lame tourist attraction called the Crazy House. Some weird freaky lady has built a Disney style hotel meant to look like a few huge trees but actually just look like huge brown pieces of crap rising into the sky (for those in Adelaide, think 'Magic Mountain'-for those in California, think 'way worse than 'Splash Mountain' at Disneyland). Each hotel room is in a 'hole' in one of the trees, and they all have a theme. There was a tiger room, bamboo room, ant room, pheasant room, and even a kangaroo room. The animals all had evil red glowing bulbs for eyes. We weren't too sure what type of person would actually PAY to stay in such a place, but we had somewhat of an idea given that every bed in every room had a mirror on the ceiling just above it. The owner actually has a neat history, as her father was president of Vietnam, succeeding Ho Chi Minh only a few years later. We couldn't really get out of there fast enough, and would have chosen to not stop at all had we known this was one of the 'attractions' on our tour. We then drove across town to the Dalat flower gardens, a cool, peaceful place where they grow lots of flowers, including tons of gorgeous orchids.

Leaving Dalat, we headed straight to Cat Tien National Park and arrived about 2:30. We left our car behind and boarded a 'ferry' across a river to get inside the park. The ferry was just an old wooden fishing boat. There are people in the park who live there, as they are mostly conservationists, biologists, and maintenance workers. There are also a few thousand minority people living throughout the park. The government tried to relocate them when it was declared a National Park, but they said 'This is our forest, we're not going anywhere' so they stayed. We dropped our bags in our room and jumped on some mountain bikes for a ride around. Vu came along to help spot some wildlife. The bikes were surprisingly good, even given the fact that Nigel's was a 'Panasonic Shimano.' On our ride through the jungle, we saw some birds, a few squirrels, a monkey, and a HUGE hornbill, which we heard before we saw. It sounded like a pterydactyl. The locals call them helicopter birds. We dropped Vu off at the headquarters and Nigel and I continued biking the other way on our own. We saw 2 civet cats on the trail, a small animal that looks like a cross between a mongoose and an opossom.

We headed back to our room for a quick cold shower, had some dinner at the park restaurant, and went out for a nocturnal jeep ride to see if we could spot some more animals. We rode in the back of a Toyota truck, bouncing along the trail in the open dust. Again, we felt more in Africa than Vietnam, but it was really fun. It was a full moon night, so there were not too many animals out, but we did see another civet (this one up close on the side of the road), a mongoose, and some deer. There are also tigers, elephants, wild pigs and cows, and about 8 rare Javan rhinos in the park, the rarest of all the rhinos and extremely endangered. We went to bed when we got back, all the geckos keeping watch.

Day 4: Jan 25th

Today we had an early breakfast and set out on a 10km hike through the park. Nigel and I were joined by our guide Henry. He lives in the park and knows so much about the flora and fauna there. He has a family in Ho Chi Minh city, whom he sees on his days off. But he loves being out in the jungle amongst nature and meeting all the tourists and scientists he guides around the park. Needless to say, he was an excellent person to have along, keeping us entertained with his vast knowledge, great sense of humour, and general insights on Vietnamese life. Our hike destination was Crocodile Lake. Along the way, we saw some lizards, birds, and squirrels, a monkey, spiders and fortunately, NO snakes. And a huge tree, which they call 'Sadam Hussein' tree because it is standing all alone with no other 'friends' around (it's a 700 year old tree surrounded by all smaller trees). Most of the area where we were hiking is secondary forest because the original was destroyed during the American War. The Viet Cong used the forest and Crocodile Lake as a major base. At the lake, we sat for around 40 minutes at the ranger hut, watching the birdlife on the water through binoculars. It is such a beautiful, tranquil spot. We didn't see any crocodiles, but saw herons, ducks, a purple swamp hen (gorgeous bird) and an osprey. We walked back following the same path, the highlight being a rare lizard with a bright sky blue head and a greyish/peachish body. It looked like a small bearded dragon, for all you lizard buffs. It was a great hike, and so fantastic to be the only ones in the huge forest. Well, not the ONLY ones. We did pass a few rangers on motorbikes. They were on duty out looking for poachers.

We had a quick lunch back at the headquarters, took the ferry back across the river, and said goodbye to Cat Tien National Park. It was about 3 hours to Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon), where we said goodbye to our driver and Vu and found ourselves a nice hotel. We had a long shower, vigorously scrubbing away the layers of dirt and then had a fantastic meal of Vietnamese Indian, one of our favourites. We made sure our hotel had satellite TV and spent the evening watching the Discovery Channel, National Geographic Channel, and Animal Plant--a real treat (and cheap too).

The private tour of the Central Highlands was definitely the way to go. We felt like royalty driving around in an air-conditioned car, and even felt a bit awkward and embarrassed at times driving through such poor villages. Doing all of this by bus probably would have taken more like 7 days, not to mention the misery Kel would have been in from motion sickness, riding in a huge bus through the twisty windy roads. It was great to be on our own for a few days, without the crowds of tourists. In fact, we only saw about 5 other westerners in the entire 4 days (except for Dalat).

Saturday, January 22, 2005

We Found Nemo

We had an early start this morning for a trip out to the islands off the mainland for some snorkeling. We sat outside a cafe for breakfast, which happened to be right next to a preschool. It was fun watching all of the children arrive on the back of mum or dad's motorbike, fully rugged up because of the chilly morning (it was probably already 30 degrees by now). They all seemed pretty excited to start the day. We went on a dive boat with about 15 others, most of them divers. It was a 20 minute boat ride through crystal clear blue water to our first snorkeling site. It was a good thing we had wetsuits as the water was cold, and shocking when we first jumped in. We spent about 40 minutes swimming around the reef. Although cold, the water was pretty clear. We saw tons of fish and lots of different types of coral. Nige was having mask problems, and I started to get really cold, so we were pretty much done after 40 minutes. About an hour later, we cruised to a different island. Here the water was much more shallow and clearer. It was a better place to be snorkeling. It was gorgeous, TONS of fish and colourful corals of all types. Most of the cast of 'Finding Nemo' made an appearance, except for Bruce (thankfully!). We saw a few different types of sea stars, trigger fish, parrot fish, squid, moorish idols (angel fish?), nemos (I know the technical name but can't spell it), jellyfish, and heaps more types of fish that we don't know the name of. But they were all beautiful, and making funny little noises as they pecked at their coral lunch. Nige managed to fix his mask problem, and Kel managed to push her fear of sharks to the back of her mind, so we were able to enjoy about an hour of swimming around. It probably appeared very romantic as we held hands, floating on the surface and kicking our flippers (actually we were freezing and shit scared of sharks, so we didn't want to leave each other). We arrived back on the mainland around 2:00 and had a hot Vietnamese lunch waiting for us at the dive shop. Nige went back to the hotel room and Kel went to get her hair cut and coloured. It sounds crazy to think that I would trust anyone to do my hair other than my own hairdresser, but I really didn't care, and it was cheap. And the guy was French, so how bad could it be, right? About 2 hours later, I walked out with hair shorter than intended but the colour looks great and all for less than $30US. And it was a really nice treat to have my hair washed with proper shampoo AND conditioner! We decided to have a cocktail on the beach, so we headed to a place called The Sailing Club. It is a gorgeous restaurant/bar right on the beach, completely up our alley in the decor department. We each had a cocktail (Long Island Iced Tea for Nige, something bananay for Kel) and enjoyed being at such a great place. We did the math, and decided that the cocktails were not really that expensive and we would have paid a few dollars more for each drink at home. But then we continued doing math, and worked out that for the same price, we could have had 21 litres of bia hoi (draught beer) at our 'local' pub, sitting on tiny plastic stools at tiny plastic tables, served out of a huge 21 litre plastic bottle. Oh well. The cocktails were good, but we can assure you, we'll never make that mistake again! We then headed out for an Indian dinner. We went to Omar's...again. It is the third in a chain of Omar's, one in Hue, which was our first Indian in Vietnam, one in Hoi An, which we also enjoyed, and this one, which was the best of them all. We completely stuffed ourselves and actually got to meet THE Omar on the way out. The weather at night is perfect, not too hot with a slight breeze to keep the air cool. We would have loved to go back to The Sailing Club for another cocktail, as they were having a bonfire on the beach tonight, but after the sad realisation before concerning the cocktail to beer ratio, we just couln't justify it, so we headed off to bed.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Beach Bums

Today we slept in, had eggs and toast for breakfast, then walked one block to the beach. Nha Trang is kind of touristy in a Gold Coast/Maui way, but the beach is still beautiful, and there are plenty of grass shade umbrellas and lounge chairs with cushions on the sand. We sat in the shade for a while, just enjoying the ocean view. We found it funny (not really) that most of the westerners were out in the blazing hot sun, frying themselves up and cooking their skin and all of the Vietnamese people were fully covered up with hats, sitting in the shade. Most Asian cultures view tanned skin as unfashionable as most dark people are assumed to be farmers and peasants. The women especially go to great lengths to keep the sun off their skin, including using whitening creams and wearing full length gloves, a hat, and even a scarf covering their faces except for their eyes. Then Nigel went and had an hour massage (on the beach) while Kel read her book. Then Kel went and had an hour massage while Nige read Kel's book. We had a nice lunch on the beach afterwards. Late in the afternoon, the wind picks up, and we'd had enough sun anyway, so we went to the local pub next door to our hotel for a 'bia hoi' (draught beer). We sat on tiny plastic stools on the street at tiny plastic tables and drank beer served in a tiny plastic bottle...actually, it wasn't a tiny bottle, as it was a litre. And it only cost 25 cents AU. Despite the price, it was actually good and ice cold. They did try to trick us into thinking we were about to have a good Mexican beer though, as it's called San Miguel. We then went to a great Italian place for dinner, called Little Italy. We had a fresh pasta meal for dinner (our first pasta since Mac and Cheese for Christmas in China) and it was surprisingly fantastic. After such a trying day, we were exhausted and headed to bed.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

The Tailor of Hoi An

Day 1 - 16/1/2005

After a nice sleep in we had a lazy day around Hoi An. We wentback to the tailor we visited last night and picked out some clothes to be made. Kel ordered a 3 piece suit (silk lined cashmere), 2 shirts, 2 pairs of pants, cotton hoodie, a pair of shoes and 7 handbags. Nige ordered 2 pairs of pants and 2 shirts. We then walked around the streets of Hoi An, which is a small riverside/beach side town of about 76,000 people and what seemed to be 100,000 white tourists. Every second shop is a tailor (or 'cloth shop') where you can get anything made in any style in any fabric. For lunch we had some good sandwiches on a balcony overlooking the river and Nige went back to the hotel for a nap. Kel went and had a cocktail and tried to catch up on her diary but was interupted by the Dutch, Pom, and German guys. At about 6pm we went back to our personal tailor for our first fitting. Yes, 90% of the clothes were done by the end of the day. Incredible. We tried to believe that there was no child slave labour invlolved. At dinner we tried a few local specialties which were fried wontons and Cau Lau which is doughy flat noodles mixed with bean sprouts, croutons and lettuce. It surprisingly had some flavour for a Vietnamese dish. Thanks to the french we had some excellent crepes for dessert with coconut and vanilla ice cream. Now in Vietnam nowhere is safe from touts. Even whilst having dinner the touts approach you and try to sell you postcards, necklaces, candy, sunglasses, zippos, and books to name the most common items. Kel was suckered in by a particularly enthusiastic young boy of about 10. He was very happy with a big smile and had a good sense of humour. Needless to say Kel got ripped off buying 6 postcards. It did go to a good cause though as he said it was for his 'school'. (even as I type we are being pestered to buy cigarettes and mentos)

Day 2 17/1/2005

Today we went on a tour to My Son which is an ancient ruin from the Kingdom of Champa (2nd-15th centuries). It is a smaller version of ruins like Angkor Wat (Cambodia) and Ayuthaya (Thailand). Half of the site was damaged badly during the American war. The brick and stone structures were built first and then carvings were made. No one knows how the bricks were stuck together, but some think it was by a paste made from botanical oil indiginous to central Vietnam. Unfortunately we made thew mistake of being on a large group tour. We arrived at the site with 3 other bus loads of people. This really ruins the experience of the ruins. We managed to run off early ahead of the crowd after catching the first American Jeep shuttle up the hill. We thought this was the true 'Nam' experience. Because we ditched our group we managed to get about 20 minutes to ourselves amongst the ruins before the hoards arrived. Again we were amazed at how old things can be. The buildings were in a jungle setting which made it all the more beautiful but we are glad we went before we have seen Angkor Wat as we may have been disappointed.

We had a boat ride back on the river to Hoi An. We had lunch on the boat, which was sticky rice (complete with weavel) and springrolls. The boat made 2 stops, one at a pottery village, Thanh Ha, but we didn't get off as we were sick of souveniers. The second was at a woodworking village on Cam Kim Island. This was more interesting as they were building boats, carving small pigs all the way up to intricate furniture and artistic carvings.

We had another quick fitting at our tailor and went out for an Indian dinner at Omars 2nd restaurant (the first was in Hue).

Day 3 18/1/2005

Today we booked a taxi to go to My Lai (pronounced Me Lie) which is a hamlet in Son My. This is the site of the My Lai massacre that occured in 1968. Three companies of the US Army had entered the area thinking that it was a Viet Cong stronghold. They raided the village killing most of the inhabitants (men, women and children) and completely destroying the village. An attempt to cover up the massacre was made by bombing and bulldozing the site. One helicopter pilot and his crewman attempted to stop the massacre and managed to save only a handful of people. One soldier on the ground shot himself in the foot so that he didn't have to be invlolved. A memorial has been built on the site where we watched a video, saw some shocking photos in the museumm and walked around the village that is in the process of being recreated. Looking out from the museum and feeling pretty depressed we saw a grandmother and her grandchildren farming and playing. It was kind of surreal to see such happy people in the same place that such horrific things occured. It is hard to conceive how something like this could happen to innocent people.

Back in Hoi An we rented some bikes and picked up our perfectly tailored clothes setting us back a whole $230 US, and then rode a few kilometres to the beach. We sat and had a beer and an average meal whilst we watched 3 geckos challenge their territory on the wall.

Day 4 19/1/2005 Hoi An - Nha Trang

We packed up our gear and rented a Motorbike for the morning. Our first solo trip on the Moto we had to balance a huge box between us with a bag of handbags up front. Slowly we made our way to the post office just like the locals. After filling out the novel of required paperwork and offloading our tailored clothes we rode off for some lunch. Riding sans box and bag was a lot better. After a quick lunch we went for a ride through the country side, honking the horn the whole way just like the locals. It was great to get away from the tourist area and see the real Hoi An. There were funerals, weddings, farmers, mechanics, sleeping dogs (until we honked at them and woke them up) and kids playing in their yard, boat builders, and fishermen. These are our favourite times watching the locals do what they do away from the tourist industry.

We returned the bike and headed to the train station in Danang for a 9 hour ride to Nha Trang. It was our first train in Vietnam and it was nice to be in a clean carriage. There was no smoking, loogies, sunflower seed shells, or chicken feet to be seen. The whole 9 hours was through rice paddies and coconut plantations stretching from the ocean to the mountains. We arrived at about 10pm, checked into the Hotel and went straight to bed.

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Hollywood Backlot

This morning we went to breakfast, paid WAY too much for some used English novels (Kel is desperate), packed up our things and caught a 1:30 bus south, arriving in Hoi An 4 hours later, stomachs churning from the corkscrew road. We went to the hotel recommended by the lady at our hotel in Hue. One of the girls who works here, Song, is adorable. She has freckles (rare for Vietnamese) and when she saw Kel's freckles, her face lit up, she pointed at them and said "Same same!" (they say 'same same' a lot here). We walked to Treat's Café where our guidebook promised they have a 'generous happy hour.' They do, and we ended up staying for dinner as well. On the way there, we met Jim on the street. He is an old man who walked up to us and started speaking to us. He heard my accent and automatically knew I am American (this rarely happens, and I do say I'm from Australia as it's much easier). He pointed to his missing foot (and maybe even a fake leg) and said it was from an American bomb, but that America gives him no money now. We couldn't tell if he fought with the Communists or with the South Vietnamese but it was still sad. I felt guilty at first, and embarrassed, but reminded myself I wasn't even born yet when the war ended. He gave me a big hug (and an unwanted toothless kiss on the cheek) before we walked away, so it was okay.

After dinner we walked slowly back to our hotel through the narrow streets of Hoi An. It has so much character!! The streets look like one big movie set. The buildings are very old French/Tahitian/New Orleans/Caribbean/Tahitian (it's hard to describe the feeling) and sound sort of bounces off the road, making it all feel fake. We walked down to the Tau Bon River, which is more like a canal, it is so still. There is the most gorgeous footbridge and restaurants and shops lining both sides. It is where parts of 'The Quiet American' were filmed and looks pretty much the same if you've seen it. The streets are lined with shops selling tailor-made clothing, handbags, shoes, and beautiful artwork. We can't wait to explore more tomorrow. We came back to the hotel, did some much needed laundry in the bathtub and headed for bed. Nigel is watching "Bulletproof Monk"-in English with Thai subtitles.

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Easy Riders

An Australian and an American are sitting in an Indian restaurant in Vietnam, listening to Mexican music...

Today we had an awesome day around Hue. We were picked up by 2 guys from the Stop N' Go Cafe on motorbikes around 9:00 am. We had booked a tour last night while eating dinner. One driver was just a driver and didn't speak much English. The other driver, Phu, was also our guide for the day. At first I was very apprehensive about going on the bikes, especially given the crazy driving and lack of road rules here. But it was heaps of fun and we relaxed after a while, especially once we put helmets on. Despite the cold and the rain and the mud, it was still a fantastic day, and definitely the best way to see the town.

Our first stop was the Thien Mu Pagoda. It is on a small hill overlooking the Perfume River (yep, same one we went on up in Hanoi), initially built in 1601 by the Nguyen dynasty lord, Nguyen Hoang. The actual 7-story octagonal pagoda in front is being restored as it was recently named a World Heritage Site by UNESCO. There are several buildings in the complex, including a huge Chinese stele, a stone tablet with Chinese characters engraved on it. It sits on a giant marble turtle, a symbol of longevity (we saw tons of these in China). There were some people praying with a monk in the main sanctuary. Also in the complex is the Austin motorcar that took the monk Thich Quang Duc to Saigon in 1963 to protest anti-Buddhist policies of President Ngo Dinh Diem. The monk publicly burned himself to death on a street in Saigon in front of this car. You may remember seeing the photos, as it was on the front page of nearly every newspaper and magazine in the world at the time.

We had a great drive through small streets full of people going about their daily lives, and next stopped at the palace and tomb of Emperor Tu Duc. It was built from 1848-1883. He lived here before his death and then was buried here. There were beautiful lakes and moats full of bright pink lotus flowers. The temple where he was worshipped and the temple where his mother was worshipped are still intact. He, his wife (or main wife I should say) and adopted son (despite 104 wives, he had no children) are all entombed here. Parts of some walls are crumbling and have lots of holes-destruction by U.S. military helicopter fire and missiles. There is another huge stone stele here with over 5000 Chinese characters, carved by Emperor Tu Duc himself.

Next stop was at Tu Hieu monastery, an active Buddhist monastery with 45 monks in residence. It is a beautiful, serene place. They have a courtyard full of different bonsai trees, gardens, fruit trees and several buildings. When we arrived, the monks were just finishing their lunch. They wear bright yellow robes and all have shaved heads. There are a few young boys there as well, who wear gray robes and have 3 clumps of hair left on their heads. These will be completely shaved off in a few years when they reach a certain stage. After lunch, a bell rang (actually a bowl) and they all rose up and began chanting. They slowly walked in single file to a separate sanctuary where they continued chanting, praying and bowing to 3 Buddha statues, representing the past, present and future. It is amazing how anyone can be so dedicated as to 'give up' many things to be a monk. They seemed to be such calm, peaceful people. I did feel awkward standing there with a bunch of other tourists, staring at them while they prayed, but it was a neat experience.

Vong Canh hill was our next stop, an old French and U.S. bunker site. It is a nice hill full of newly growing pine trees. The U.S. had cleared parts of the hill for their bunkers and most of the rest was destroyed by chemical defoliants. At the top we looked across the river towards Hamburger Hill, parts of the Ho Chi Minh Trail (most of it is actually in Laos) and the Laos border. Phu shared some very personal memories with us about the war. He was around 16 or 17 when it ended, so he remembers most of it. He said that "they did not like my grandfather, they did not like my father, and they did not like me" as they were not Communists. His father dug a hiding place under the bed in their home to hide from the Communists. They kept coming to the house to search for him, but Phu and his mother just kept telling them that he died. They never did find his father, and he then fought for the South Vietnamese with the Americans. One night a man came to his family to tell them of the fate his grandfather met. The men had all been ordered to dig a huge pit. Then they had their hands tied up with wire, were lined up on the edge of the pit and hit on the backs of their heads with the butt end of a rifle. They all fell into the pit and were buried. This man had been lucky as he had a thick towel wrapped around his head and the Communists did not notice it. The hit from the rifle did not hurt him. When he heard the Communists leave, he was able to untie his hands and escape. All of the others were buried alive, including Phu's grandfather. Nigel and I were crying by the end of this story. Phu's family was forced out of their home in their village and were transported to Hue. They never went back to their village after the war as their home had been destroyed. His parents are still alive today and live with Phu, his wife and their 2 sons.

After this depressing place, we went to an outdoor shop and saw a woman making incense. She rolls the clay stuff onto a stick of bamboo using a flat cement-layer type tool, where it dries. It was cool to see how it is made, and smelled so good-sandalwood and cinnamon. We also watched a woman making the traditional bamboo conical hats. They begin with a frame made of bamboo wood. Bamboo leaves are dried, then ironed flat and smooth. They are then sewn into the frame, one at a time. They can make 2 hats in one day.

By this time we were starving and went back to the Stop N' Go Café for lunch, where Phu is a waiter in addition to his guide duties. We had more of the self-rolled spring rolls then were off again. We went to the ruins of an old Royal Arena, a Vietnamese coliseum type structure. The Emperor wold have live elephant-tiger fights to the death, cheered on by the villagers, much like a gladiator match. Almost always the elephant won, except if it was an old elephant. One elephant even killed 12 tigers at once! When an elephant died, everyone would cry, especially the Emperor, as it is a symbol for royalty. Nearby is an elephant tomb where they were buried and prayed to after they died. Those were some big graves to dig.

Next we stopped at the Than Toan Bridge, an intricate, beautiful covered footbridge in the outskirts of Hue. We then went for a drive through the countryside, small villages, fields and rice paddies. We saw farmers ploughing their fields, ducks being herded and lots of people on bikes with produce. We drove along a narrow path, raised up between flooded rice paddies. It was beautiful.

We headed to the Citadel and the Forbidden Purple Palace. It is a moated area built in 1804 for the Emperor's official business functions. At the front is a massive, 37m high flagpole with a huge Vietnamese flag flying. The Forbidden Purple City is inside the Citadel, built for the Emperor's personal use and where he lived. It was almost entirely destroyed during the Tet Offensive. We then went to the Military Museum and looked at U.S. and Soviet built tanks and weaponry used during the war. It was hard to see these huge machines built solely for killing people.

Our last stop for the day was the Dong Ba Market, a bustling place full of stalls selling anything and everything. The best part was walking around the stalls outside selling produce, meat, fish and spices. There was so much colour and character among the locals. We were dropped off at our hotel and 10 minutes later Phu came back and gave us some old bullets he found years ago in bullet holes in the sides of buildings around town. You can buy fake 'authentic' ones on the street, along with 'real' dogtags the seller 'just happened to find' on the street, but we believed Phu that they are legitimate. One of the larger bullets was extremely corroded. He said he found it in a bunker. As the end cap hadn't blown off, we were a bit nervous that it could still be live, especially considering where it was found. Actually, we were more than a bit nervous. So Nige chucked it far into the Perfume River on our way to dinner. We ended up eating at an Indian restaurant, ironically enough. And it was the best meal we've had in Vietnam so far too (despite La Bamba playing in the background). We're not eating chicken (because of the avian bird-flu virus), and Indians don't eat beef, and we haven't seen any sheep since we got here so we didn't want to order the lamb, so we got an all vegetarian meal, but it was delicious. And tasted like Indian food too. Our stomachs happily full, we headed back to the hotel and went to bed.

Friday, January 14, 2005

Singing Cold Chisel

After our day at Cuc Phuong National Park, we caught an overnight bus south to Dong Ha. It left around 9:15 pm and arrived around 6:30 am. It was a long night as we got little sleep sitting up (but the train was 3 times more expensive, so it was worth it). We got dropped off and checked into a nearby hotel. We then went to a tourist office and found out that we could see most of the DMZ (Demilitarized Zone) sites we wanted to see in one day, then keep heading south to Hue later that evening. This saved us from staying a night in Dong Ha--we weren't in a hurry, but Dong Ha is not very exciting. So we went back to the hotel and amazingly the guy gave us our money back without any problems, which we were not expecting. We had a free breakfast with the rest of the group and headed out for a day of visiting war sites.

Our first stop was the Ben Hai River and the old bridge across. This was the natural boundary marker between South Vietnam and North Vietnam, in the middle of the DMZ. During the 'American War' no one lived in the DMZ; there were no fields or rice paddies or homes. Now it is mostly covered in rice paddies. On the north side of the bridge is an arch with "Long Live President Ho Chi Minh" or something like that carved into it. The south used to paint their half a different colour than the north, and the north would then match the colour on their half, as they wanted a united Vietnam.

Next we went to the Vinh Moc tunnels. These are 2.8 km of tunnels used by villagers and Viet Cong (Vietnamese Communist Party) during the war. It took the villagers 18 months of digging through the thick red clay to finish them. They started in 1966 when the U.S. began heavily bombing and firing at North Vietnam. The village shelters could not withstand such heavy artillery. The tunnels became a base for the Viet Cong in addition to an underground village. Whole families lived in tiny 'rooms' inside. The rooms are just small dugouts along the corridor, no more than 10 feet by 5 feet. They had a maternity ward where 17 babies were born, 2 air duct holes to the surface, and storage for food and weapons. It was amazing how big they are, and looked like a large ant colony. There are 3 levels ranging from 15 metres deep to 26 metres deep, with 7 entrances out onto a beach and 5 others. Later in the war, North Vietnamese soldiers joined the villagers and Viet Cong. They used the tunnels to secretly supply food and weapons to nearby Con Co Island. The villagers would come out at night dressed in black to farm and fish, but at one time there were 750 people living in the tunnels, for nearly 4 years. Although repeatedly bombed by the U.S. (there are bomb craters all over the surface still), no one was ever injured or killed. It was quite claustrophobic inside and very warm, moist air. The clay walls and floors were damp and slippery--yes, Kel bailed at one stage. It was amazing to think that people were forced to live inside for so long in such horrible conditions. We chose not to ask about the 'sewage system' they may have had in place.

We then went back to Dong Ha for lunch, then to The Rockpile. It is a 230m high mountain where the U.S. Marines had a lookout, and a base for long-range artillery was nearby. A few years ago, a pilot returned to the area and went around with our guide. The pilot gave our guide photos he had taken of the base and the Rockpile during the war. The Rockpile still looks the same, but the base was completely bare of all trees, plants and anything green at the time. Now it is all grown back in. There are many eucalyptus trees as the government recognized that they grow quickly, and they helped to re-forest the land. It is a bit odd seeing them though, as it would be one of the last trees I would associate with Vietnam.

From there we stopped at a minority village in the mountains. By 'village' I mean about 10 huts on stilts, with wood floors and thatched roofs. It looked very African or Paupa New Guinean. The kids were cute but they were dirty and had runny noses. They came begging to us, which was sad. I gave 2 of them a piece of candy (it was all I had or I would have given more), and they loved it. It was sad to see such utterly poor people with a bunch of tourists walking through their living space taking photographs.

We then went to Khe Sanh Combat Base. Khe Sanh was the largest battle during the entire war. 500 U.S., 10,000 North Vietnamese and countless villagers died during the battle. Khe Sanh was originally a base for the U.S. Green Berets, where they recruited and trained local tribespeople to fight. In late 1967, U.S. intelligence thought they detected the movement of tens of thousands of North Vietnamese troops into the hills around Khe Sanh, gearing up to seize the base. The base was then loaded up with more troops, planes and helicopters. On January 21, 1968, the 75-day battle for Khe Sanh began. Despite being repeatedly attacked by North Vietnamese ground troops, the expected siege attempt never came. After the war it was clear that Khe Sanh was just a diversion intended to draw the focus of the U.S. away from Southern Vietnam in preparation for the Tet Offensive, the turning point in the war for the Communists. Now at Khe Sanh there are old army tanks, rocket launchers and 2 U.S. helicopters. There is a small museum with photos and U.S. military things including weapons, fatigues, and personal items. We sort of felt it was all slanted toward the Communists, but it was all still sad nonetheless. We could NOT get the Cold Chisel song out of our heads, and in fact it's still driving us crazy.

We headed back to Dong Ha for our bags and had a 3 hour bus ride south to Hue. When we arrived, we checked into a hotel and went for some dinner. We ended up at a place called the Stop N' Go Café. It's a small place practically outdoors, run by an older Vietnamese hippie. There are tons of photos of him and his tours, as well as old Vietnam War photos. He plays music like The Eagles. We had a Hue specialty for dinner: kebabs of grilled pork rolled up in thin rice paper with lettuce, cucumber and Vietnamese mint, dipped in a peanut sauce-delicious! We then got some of our photos put onto CD and headed to bed.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

An Australian, an American, and two Vietnamese in a Russian built car with Canadian stickers on it......

This morning we packed up our gear, had breakfast in our hotel and headed on our tour to Cuc Phuong National Park. Our tour consisted of driver, guide, and us in a Lada (the Russian built car). We drove through small villages, flooded rice paddies and sugar cane fields. There were farmers ploughing fields with water buffalo and planting rice, groups of women cutting down sugar cane by hand, and lots of kids riding bikes home from school. Since it was only 9:30 we asked our guide if they were out for the day and he said that they were going home because it was too cold (too cold being about 12C). They usually finish around 11:30am, and start around 7:30 in winter and 6:30 in summer. Our first stop was the Endangered Primate Rescue Centre. At the entrance was a few plaques listing associations and zoos around the world that support them. We were pleased to see Adelaide Zoo, Australia and San Diego Zoo, USA. The German woman that worked there said that Australiais very supportive of the centre. We walked through some rows of enclosures with different types of Langurs and Gibbons (Nige kept singing the 'Funky Gibbon' song from the Goodies). The centre confiscates most of them from illegal traders selling them to China for medicinal purposes. They have been succesful in breeding most of the types and we saw a few babies in family groups, the biggest group being 9.

The Red-Shanked Douc Langurs (Leaf Monkey) were probably one of the larger Langurs at just over two feet tall (body size, as the tail is about 4 feet itself, and their arms are just as long). Their fur is multiple colours. Their legs are a reddish brown, their arms and tails are white, their bodies are grey, and their face is orange with long white beards. There was also grey-shanked and black-shanked Langurs their legs being grey and black. As the some of the Langurs are from the south of Vietnam they have heated accomodation, unlike some of the staff apparently. The 'Funky' Gibbons were more active, swinging around on the bamboo rungs and chasing each other. One little baby was doing huge swings between rungs and performing flips and twists for our entertainment. The females are orangie-brown and the males are black. All the babies are born orangie-brown and all turn black after a few months. After 4 years the females turn back to orangie-brown and the males stay black. One of the older white cheeked Langurs had a bit of an attitude and sat there staring. He gave an upward nod toward us and Nige returned the nod. This went on for a bit until we lost interest. The guide said he was angry at something, maybe at the others across the path in their 4 star heated accomodation.
The centre has a semi-wild sanctuary attached where they release some of them after graduation. It is here that they hopefully remember how to eat and look after themselves again. Some of the less threatened species then graduate with their masters and are released back into the wild. They currently have 5 Langurs and 2 Gibbons in the 'Semi-wild' enclosure. Although different species they eat different foods so there is no competition. The poachers in Vietnam are not punished for capturing and selling the primates, according to our guide. They are usually poor people that are just trying to get some money. Unfortunately this does not deter them from poaching.

Our first stop in the National Park was the 'Cave of Prehistoric Man'. In a cave on a mountain there was the graves of 3 people said to be 7500 years old. They found tools and shells in the cave also. This is thought to be the site of the Vietnamese ancestors. Our guide said that the Chinese claimed that the Vietnamese people came from China, and having discovered this maybe it was the other way around. We stopped for lunch (french bread and salad) and walked 3 kms to a 1000 year old tree. The walk was through tropical jungle and as we walked higher we were surounded in fog. We passed a Liana tree (like a vine) that was like a python winding its way through the jungle apparently for 1km. There was some huge banana trees that no longer fruit. We learned that on banana plantations the tree is replanted each year to produce edible fruit. The 1000 year old tree was large compared to the others in the jungle but after seeing the Sequoias in California it isn't that spectacular. The walk through the jungle was excellent and we enjoyed the park and appreciated a guide who spoke english.

Back in Ninh Bihn we booked the overnight bus to Dong Ha. Waiting at the hotel for the bus we watched a bit of the South East Asia ABC (the Aussie version) which was nice to see. The bus left at 9:30 and we were on our way.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Hanoi to Ninh Binh

Happy Birthday Jeff!!

Today we had a nice slow morning by getting some extra sleep and taking our time. We walked out of the hotel to a rainy morning, our first rain since leaving Adelaide. We had breakfast on the 3rd floor balcony of a small Vietnamese restaurant, overlooking one of the many alley streets in the Old Quarter. We then had the formidable task of finding a post office (again), but this proved to be much easier than recent experiences in China. We bought a few needed items at the grocery store and caught up on news from home through the internet.

We ate our last dinner in Hanoi, collected our bags and went to catch the bus to Ninh Binh (Not to be confused with the hippie pot town of Nimbin, Australia). The bus was scheduled to leave at 7pm, we left at 7:20 only to drive around the block to a police station to offload half of the luggage loaded under the bus 20 minutes before. The packages looked suspicious as they were all in plastic garbage bags and well taped up. We waited about 30 minutes while discussions went on about something and we were finally on our way. It was a cold 2 hour bus ride to Ninh Binh. Arriving somewhere in town (we were dropped in a random place) we walked 5 minutes to our hotel, booked a tour and went to bed.

Monday, January 10, 2005

Halong Bay

January 8th

Today we had an early start to catch the 3 hour bus to Halong City, about 150 km east of Hanoi. We were with a small group of 15 people total, all whities. There were 5 Brits, 9 Aussies, and Kel. And our Vietnamese guide, Zhung. We had booked the tour through the Kangaroo Cafe. Although we prefer to do most things on our own, it was definitely worthwhile to have an organized tour to Halong Bay.

We had lunch as a group at a Vietnamese restaurant in Halong City. The food just kept coming and coming. Lots of fresh seafood, as the majority of industry in Halong Bay is fishing. Kel had mentioned earlier that she was vegetarian along with another girl. They sat near each other and were served egg, cabbage and roasted peanuts. (Sitting directly across from the guy alergic to peanuts.) We boarded a junk (boat) to cruise the rest of the day around Halong Bay. The boat slept about 20 people, enough for our group plus the crew. It was sort of a houseboat, with 3 levels, and very nice. We spent most of the time out on the top deck enjoying the gorgeous scenery.

Halong Bay has over 3000 limestone islands jutting out of the emerald green Gulf of Tonkin, and covers an area of 1500 sq km. It is also a World Heritage site. Ha Long means "Where the dragon descends to the sea." There is a legend that the islands were created by a dragon that lived in the mountains. As it ran towards the coast, its tail carved out the valleys and crevasses. As the dragon jumped into the ocean, the areas dug up by the dragon filled with water, leaving only the highest parts visible. Sailors have reported seeing a huge, mysterious creature known as the Tarasque, haunting Halong Bay. Only a few of the islands are inhabited, and still have little development. Most of them are too rocky and steep. There are tons of caves and grottoes of all sizes, and some of the islands have small sandy beaches.

We spent the afternoon sailing around and stopped at one of the many caves to have a look. We passed a small fishing village, where all of the tiny homes are floating on the water. Most of them seem to be only one room, but they have a tiny porch on the front. They are all connected by a series of wood planks, forming a path above the surface of the water. There were a surprising number of whole families out there, complete with children and many dogs. We were wondering if the children get to go to school or not. There is a school on Cat Ba Island, but it's a bit far from the fishing village. In the evening, we dropped anchor in a sheltered cove for the night, where we ate another huge meal (egg and cabbage again for the veggies) on the boat and slept in the cabins. The weather was not the greatest, as the fog and mist hid many of the views. But it was still beautiful, and the islands would slowly emerge out of the fog. It was very pirate-like...we kept waiting for a bunch of pirates to pillage our ship and steal our rum. At one point another tour boat did tie up to us temporarily and we thought this is it. The clouds lifted a bit late in the evening for us to enjoy glimpses of stars above. We sat and chatted to Marty and Megan (recentlyweds from Brisbane) about there travels and ours up on deck for a while and went to bed around 9pm.

January 9th

The boat set sail early this morning and we docked at Cat Ba Island mid-morning, just in time for breakfast at the "No Boofheads Cafe." Cat Ba Island is the largest island in Halong Bay, with a population of nearly 7,000. Most of these people are fishermen, but there are a few farms (the terrain is too rocky to support most agriculture), and many more families are catering to tourism. Nearly every building in town is either a hotel or restaurant. Half of the island and 90 sq km of the adjacent waters are a National Park. Stone tools and bones left by humans 6000-7000 years ago have been discovered at 17 different sites on the island.

We had a drive across the island and boarded a small fishing boat to reach another cave. It was smaller than the one we saw the previous day, but less disturbed as well. On the way back Zhung took control of the extremely small boat and the ride became a bit more interesting through fear of us all going for an unexpected swim. We docked safely and returned to the town, where we boarded a small boat and headed for Monkey Island, one of the islands in Halong Bay with lots of monkeys living there. There was a mother with a teeny, tiny baby clinging to her. Our guide Zhung fed the monkeys bread, cucumber and pineapple left over from lunch. The mother monkey quickly chewed the food down and stored it in her cheeks like a chipmunk. We spent about an hour on the island, climbing to the top of a huge rocky peak for a look around and relaxing on the beach.

When we returned to the town on Cat Ba, we were on our own for the evening. We had a quick hot shower and went to the Blue Note Bar for a few cocktails. We must have great timing, because it happened to be Happy Hour again, so we had a bit more than we normally would have. The tunes of Elton John were the only company we had...I guess that's the Vietnamese idea of Blue Note Jazz. The bartender fell asleep in the corner, and we had to wake him up to pay the bill. We had dinner at a Vietnamese place recommended by Zhung, and were joined by a few of the other couples on our tour. We all had a great evening. The food wasn't great, but was made up for by good company. Nige had a 10 minute massage (80c AU) at the table just after dinner. Everyone on our tour was really nice and we all got along well. We stayed in a hotel on Cat Ba Island for the night.

January 10th

It was another early start this morning, with the first stop being the "No Boofheads Cafe" for a pancake breakfast again. It has been strange that the western food is better than the Vietnamese food. But after speaking to others in the group, we're not the only ones who are surprised and disappointed by the bland local food. We boarded our cruise boat again and had a nice long sail around a different part of Halong Bay, reaching the mainland at lunchtime. After another huge lunch at the same restaurant as the first day, we said goodbye to Halong Bay and headed back to Hanoi.

It was a long drive and everyone was tired when we reached Hanoi. We checked back into our hotel and got our cheap-ass down jackets. We gave them to Andrew and Marie, one of the couples who was heading to Sapa, in the northwestern mountains of Vietnam, and apparently really cold. We were happy to get rid of them, and also happy they could be of use to someone else. We did warn them about the feathers. We had an awesome meal for dinner of cheeseburgers and huge chips, had the BEST real vanilla bean ice cream we've ever tasted in our lives, went crazy DVD shopping, did some hand washing in our hotel bathroom, and went to bed exhausted but well-fed.

Our trip to Halong Bay could have definitely been longer, and we would have enjoyed a bit more sailing around on the boats, and some kayaking as well. Normally in warmer weather the boat stops a few times for swimming, but it was way too cold (although we did see some crazy Scandinavians jumping into the water from their boat). But we were happy it wasn't hot (I would have had to spend the entire time inside if it had been sunny) and the cool weather meant that there were very few tour boats out on the water. I can imagine the water is clogged with them in the summer. It was great to be out on the water, in the clean fresh ocean air and away from the city for a few days.

Friday, January 07, 2005

Perfume Pagoda

Today we got up early and headed for Chua Huong, the Perfume Pagoda (or the Bafoon Pagoda as the guide said it). It was a 2 hour bus ride southwest of Hanoi through farmland, then we boarded tiny metal boats, each carrying 4 passengers and one rower. All of the rowers were women. We sat on tiny wooden benches about 1 foot off of the boat floor, and were careful how we balanced our weight as we didn't feel like going for a swim. It was an hour long paddle down the Perfume River, a gorgeous cruise where we were surrounded by rural scenes of farming and fishing. The mountains, rice fields and banana trees surround the river, making it very picturesque.

We reached the base of Huong Tich Mountain and hiked 2 km up to the pagoda. It wasn't the prettiest hike, as the trail was covered with trash, and people lived right along the path, constantly bombarding us with offers of cheap souvenirs. The pagoda is actually just a few Buddhist altars inside the mouth of a shallow limestone cave. The "Perfume" comes from a kind of tree that grows in the area, which gives off a sweet scent when it blooms. The pagoda and hike up were not very exciting, but what made it interesting is the importance of the pagoda itself. Every year, thousands Vietnamese Buddhists come to the Perfume Pagoda during the Tet Festival, the Vietnamese New Year. It is perhaps the most important pagoda in all of Vietnam. They come to report on happenings from the last year, and to pray for a good year to come. Tet Nguyen Dan (Festival of the First Day) is the most important time of the year for the Vietnamese. Families get together in the hope of good fortune for the coming year and ancestral spirits are welcomed back home. Since the festival is coming up, we can feel a sense of excitement among the Vietnamese. They are getting ready for the spring, cleaning graves, paying off debts, cooking food, and buying kumquat trees thought to ward of evil spirits.

We arrived back in Hanoi just after 6:00 pm and headed to a popular Vietnamese restaurant for dinner. Again, we were a bit disappointed by our meal. So far, the local food we have eaten has been rather bland and tasteless, which is a bit disappointing. But we made up for it by stopping at the Funky Monkey for a few happy hour cocktails to end the evening.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Good Morning Vietnam

Our first morning in Hanoi, we had breakfast at the hotel, included in our rate--a fried egg, toast with butter and vegemite (actually provided by the hotel, not our stash) and freshly squeezed orange juice. Eating such food was strange to us, and we feared our bodies would go into shock. I guess we have the French to thank for all this western food. They pushed and pillaged their way into Vietnam in 1859 and decided to stay for about 100 years until they were finally kicked out in 1954. But at least we've got fresh bread and excellent coffee. And the orange juice has hastened my recovery from a horrible cold, as it's so good that we're drinking it several times a day. The oranges are actually green and look like large limes. But inside they're orange, but taste sweeter like a tangerine.

After a good meal, we walked around the Old Quarter of Hanoi. It is a maze of narrow streets packed with houses and shopped. They are all narrow but rise many stories, as people used to have to pay feudal taxes to the king based on the width of their street frontage. During the 13th century, Hanoi's 36 guilds settled in the Old Quarter, each taking a different street, and each selling a different product. So today, the streets translate to such names as "Silk Street" or "Bamboo Screens Street." There are still traces of this left, as shops dedicated to selling the same thing all seem to be packed onto one street. There are whole streets selling towels, sunglasses, shoes, motorbike parts, aluminum kitchen vents, hub caps, leather goods, herbs, clothes, and anything else you could imagine. The Old Quarter is very lively, and outside of it, Hanoi is just a city, so this is where we have been able to feel the uniqueness of Hanoi, and where we've spent all of our time.

We stopped at the Kangaroo Cafe, reportedly the only western-owned tour company in Hanoi (and there are A LOT of tour companies!). It really is a cafe that sells mostly western food, and is apparently delicious, and well priced. We booked a trip to Halong Bay, then had lunch at a cafe overlooking Hoan Kiem Lake, right in the middle of the Old Quarter. We returned to the hotel for a much needed nap, then went back out to explore the crazy streets again. We went to the Dong Xuan Market, a 3-storey market full of stalls selling silk goods, shoes, bags, fabrics, clothes, electronics, and nearly anything. Nige managed to bargain for a $5 'North Face' backpack we needed after trying 5 other shops around town.(They are less likely to bargain with you here, something we became used to in China) We made our way back towards the lake and stopped at a corner 'pub'-really just some plastic stools on the sidewalk in front of a small shop, spilling out into the street. We chatted to a cute 70 year old Vietnamese man with about 3 teeth. He comes to this 'pub' every evening to have 2 beers with his mates. After a few beers, we bought a round for him and his friends, which they loved. All up, we walked away AU$0.87 poorer.

We next went to the Municipal Water Puppet theatre for an evening puppet show. Water puppetry is an art started over 1000 years ago in northern Vietnam and was virtually unheard of outside this area until the 1960s. Rice farmers who spent most of their time in flooded paddies developed the art. They carved the puppets out of water-resistant fig tree wood, and modeled them after the villagers and themselves, animals from their daily lives and legendary creatures like dragons, phoenixes and unicorns. Today, the puppetry is performed in a theatre, on the surface of a tank of waist-deep water. The puppeteers train for at least 3 years. They stand in the water behind a bamboo screen, hidden from the audience. The puppets are painted with a vegetable-based paint and are attached to a long pole. The music was from a live band, and is as important to the show as the puppets are, consisting of wooden flutes, gongs, drums, bamboo xylophones and a single-stringed dan bau, made of a Chinese cucumber. The performance was a series of scenes, each depicting a piece of pastoral life or legends. It was an hour long, and quite fascinating. It all looked so simple, but we could tell how difficult it really would be.

We had an average Vietnamese meal and headed to bed.

Crossing the Border to Vietnam

Our last day in China

We had an early start in Nanning to catch our train towards the Vietnam border. We had 'potstickers' for breakfast, one of our first meals in China, and also one of our favourites. The train was comfortably full, but it wasn't a long journey (4 hours only). As we travelled south, the terrain became more mountainous and the trees became more tropical. We arrived in Pingxiao by midday. From the train station, it is 20 kilometres to the border. We couldn't even see around us for all the touts in our faces, trying to offer us rides. Each driver had a piece of paper with a few phrases written in english, the most common was 'He/She is a thief, He/She will take your money.' We jumped into the back of one of their vehicles (half of a motorbike with a covered wagon type trailer attached to the back) and negotiated 1 yuan each (there were 4 passengers). We rode along, being careful not to be bounced out the back and onto the dirt road. We pulled into a petrol station, and the guy was adamant that we pay him more money. Since we had CLEARLY all agreed on the original price, we got out of his vehicle and walked away. We started walking in the direction of where we thought Vietnam was, and finally managed to jump on a public bus heading towards the border.

After a drive of about 15 minutes, the bus pulled up at some sort of checkpoint where a military-looking man got on the bus, pointed at the 4 white people and gestured for us to get off. We grabbed our bags, got off the bus, and watched as the bus pulled away, leaving us. We sort of just stood around, expecting one of these official looking gentlemen to tell us what to do. When no one did, I showed my passport to one of them. This got a huge round of laughter from all of the Chinese people around. Then they were gesturing that we had to pay some money. It didn't quite feel right, so we just slowly walked through, constantly looking back and expecting to see a few of them pull out big guns and surround us. But it was fine, we just kept walking.

We arrived at some sort of trading town, walked through the town, and finally arrived at a gate. There were groups of people gathered past a gate, and groups of people streaming through the gate in either direction. It looked like a border to us! We walked up to a ticket-like window and showed them our passports. The man just shook his head 'No' and spoke in Chinese. Another man arrived, who spoke a few words of English, and I managed to interpret that we were at the wrong border, and we needed to get to Youyi Guan, wherever that is. After looking it up in my book, I saw that 'Youyi Guan' is the Friendship Pass, the border for all foreigners to cross between China and Vietnam. Yep, we were in fact at the wrong border. No wonder everyone in the town was staring at us so intently!!! We walked back up the hill a bit and jumped in a cab to drive the ten kilometres to the real border.

At the border, we said 'Now THIS looks like a border!' We went into a building, payed a 'maintenance' fee at the door, filled out departure cards for China, had our passports checked and stamped, and entered limbo--the land south of the Chinese border but north the of Vietnamese border. We walked around 600 metres, where we entered another building full of people. They were all gathered around a counter, closed off from the workers behind it by glass. We had to pay 2 yuan each for the Vietnam "medical check," which really just meant they would give you an arrival form you need to fill out. Once completed, we had to shove our way to the front of the mob of people and slide our passports and forms through the window to the 3 Vietnamese workers behind the glass. At first it appeared extremely chaotic. The men kept rotating positions while looking at forms and passports, entering some into the computer, then handwriting some things down and stamping the passports. I didn't want to let our passports out of sight (even though it seemed pretty safe), so I stood among the mob and waited. Eventually I figured out what the guys were doing. As inefficient and jumbled as it was, they did in fact have a little system going on to process the piles of passports. After about 40 minutes, our passports were stamped, we collected them and exited the building and into Vietnam.

Outside, there were a few cars parked and about 15 men hassling us for rides to Lang Son (the nearest town in Vietnam to the border) or Hanoi. It was overwhelming. We had no choice but to go with one of these "taxis" as there is nothing else around. We agreed on a ridiculously high price and had the driver take us to Lang Son bus station. I think we had the slowest driver in Vietnam. When we arrived in Lang Son, it seemed like we were going in circles, and the driver was not really putting his foot on the gas. We kept saying "Ben Xe" (bus station in Vietnamese) and he kept saying "Okay, okay." He stopped the car in the middle of a deserted intersection, where a minivan pulled up and a guy got out. He came to the car we were in, opened the door, and he and our driver told us to get into that minivan as it would take us to Hanoi. We knew what they were up to, and knew we'd just get ripped off (again), so we were emphatic in saying "NO! Ben Xe. NOW!" Eventually he relented after mumbling something that sounded like "Aye aye aye." He drove around in more circles (Lang Son isn't that big) and pulled into the parking lot of the International Tourist Services Building. He claimed this was the bus station, but it clearly wasn't--besides the fact that we were following our route on our map, there were no buses around! After more arguing and repeating 'Ben xe, Ben xe,' we drove on, only to pull over at the side of the road where another minivan met us and tried to get us to go with them. A white guy got out of the van (we recognised him as being one of the guys waiting to cross the border with us) and said that they were all going to Hanoi, and we should too. I asked how much, and they all paid 70,000 dong each. I knew that it shouldn't cost much more than 30,000 dong each, so we refused to be ripped off again. Eventually, we got to the bus station. We quickly got out of the car (we would have done so sooner, but our bags were locked in the boot), got our bags out and paid the driver. We needed change, and he could only provide change in Vietnamese dong, even though we paid him in Chinese yuan. That was fine, except we worked out the exchange rate, and the driver wouldn't give us the proper change. After a bit more arguing, we relented so we could just get out of the situation and get away from that man.

We went to the ticket counter of the bus station, where we read that there are two buses from Lang Son to Hanoi, one for 32,000 dong and one for 37,000 dong (roughly AU$1 is equal to 12,200 dong). We tried to purchase tickets, but got absolutely nowhere with the guy behind the counter. We were hassled repetitively by people trying to give us rides in their minivans. We really didn't have much choice since the bus station wouldn't sell us tickets. So we agreed to pay 40,000 dong each, not too much more than the public bus. And they assured us that the public bus takes over 4 hours, and their bus gets to Hanoi in 2 hours. We only had about 74,000 dong between us (since the taxi driver refused to give us the proper change), but luckily this was fine with the minibus driver. We piled into the van, happy to finally be making our way to Hanoi.

Little did we know, the minivan would not begin it's trip to Hanoi until the van was full. We cruised the streets of Lang Son up and down like a bunch of gangsters, looking for more passengers. After a while we both started to look for potential passengers ourselves. This went on for over an hour and when the van was full (actually TOO full) and we sped off down the highway.

It was amazing to see how immediately things changed from China to Vietnam. Although the landscape is similar, the people are different. On the Vietnam side, we saw plenty of farmers wearing the traditional conical bamboo hats, water buffalo being herded, and lots of activity going on in the farms. There was none of this just over the border in China. We expected a much more gradual change in culture.

After over 2 hours of driving (stopping here and there to pick up even more passengers), we were dropped of somewhere in Hanoi, although we didn't know where. We figured out where we were amid an endless stream of pushy motorbike and taxi drivers trying to give us a ride. We had to get to a bank as we had no more Vietnamese money left. After figuring out how much the trip should cost, we tried to negotiate with a driver, but he wouldn't accept our offer (even though it was more than it needed to be). We approached another driver, but as we were speaking, the first driver ran up, said something in Vietnamese, and all of the other drivers would not accept our offer. Apparently the first driver told everyone not to take us for our price.

Eventually we found a guy who would do it (it was after 7:30 by this time), and we made it to the bank. Oddly, it is a full functioning ANZ Bank (our bank in Australia). We got 2 million dong out of the ATM (it sounds like so much, but isn't) and found a hotel, the Trung Nam Hai Hotel. It's a brand new place in the heart of the Old Quarter of Hanoi, and is pure luxury. A big huge bed with clean sheets (we may be the first occupants of the room) in a huge room and our own immaculate bathroom.

We dropped our bags and went out to find some dinner as we were starving by this time (nearly 9:00 pm, 10:00 pm China time). As we walked around, we saw SO MANY 'whities.' It was so strange to see so many white people after seeing maybe 30 total in 4 weeks in China. They were walking down the street, packing cafes and restaurants, and generally anywhere we looked. We almost felt uneasy and out of place. And any time we heard the word 'hello' we automatically assumed it was directed at us, so we spent a lot of time looking around trying to find who was speaking to us (in China, any time we heard "Hallo!" we knew it was a Chinese person saying the only English word they knew to us).

Hanoi is a small city of about 1.6 million, but extremely busy. Motorbikes (like mo-peds) clog the streets at all hours, and a few cars manage to swerve their way through as well. Like China, life seems to be out on the streets, with shops, restaurants, and stalls lining every corner of sidewalk space. But Hanoi is much dirtier than any place we went in China, much to our surprise. Trash is everywhere. In China, trash gets thrown onto the street as well, but it's immediately swept up by a street-sweeper. Hanoi has a lot of character though, and a really nice vibe.

We settled on a restaurant overlooking a busy intersection and the lake in the centre of the Old Quarter. It is nearly impossible to escape restaurants that serve western food here. In fact, we've found it hard to find decent-looking places to get Vietnamese food. But on this occasion, we were hanging out for a good western meal. We had pizza, pasta and beer--not the best food by any means, but it was delicious to us after such a long day!